"Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another Castle!"

Things to do to avoid doing your homework:
- Write down all 649 Pokemon with their number, name, type and weaknesses
- Realize that you skipped #047 and start all over again
- Sit on your computer and stare at google
- cry
- sleep
- take over russia
- cuddle with your animals
- cry more
N: “The important thing is that a Pokémon and its trainer come together as one.”
Ash: “I hear ya!”
Iris: “Wow, have you ever experienced that?”
Ash: “Yeah, it’s like when I’m thinking about how hungry I am, then I notice Pikachu is hungry too, and that’s when I know our hearts AND our stomaches are really and truly one.”
Iris: “I think that just means they both really and truly like to eat.”
This makes me question the existence of people who don’t love Ash
Traveled to Slateport City to track down Archie and his cronies, but I was a step too late as he stole Capt. Stern’s submarine and made off with it. Hence I went back to Lilycove City where Team Aqua’s hideout was. However, I was again a step too late as the Team Aqua goons held me up, buying time for him to escape from me with the stolen submarine.
I chanced upon his Master Ball and took it for myself, though. It’s better off with me than with him anyway.





